confusion rules.

Hello out there in the real world! Hi All! My girlfriend is gonna call me up anytime now... And so is my boyfriend. My cat is called Boogie-Pal-Dunkin-Donut. I don't have a cat. My cactus plant is taking revenge on my roommate. Oh heck, no, I'm being tortured by the cactus plant. It liiiiikes me!! :( :( :( I've got to give a seminar. Poor thingy meeee. NO, poor thingy me. I've a spl it perso nality. I don't even have a single nationality. I could be considered armenian, italian, german or chilean or even indian. I'm so frustrated and ......... Hey, leave room for me to type. I can have this whole damn page and stop complaining like a baby. Okay, go and tell my girlfriend to call soon. She can call me only after I've hung up the phone. And I'm talking to hamburg right now. Who's hamburg? My special friend. Who am I? I'm the alien king of afrika. Bless you all.